February 2012
When bitches try to hit me with their car
thealiensinmybasement:
i jump over that hoe
Looks like Levittown :O
What if there was a band called "breaking up"? →
every start of their concert, they’ll be all
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE BREAKING UP!”
and the audience will be all
“Wait, guise. I think they’re serious”
When there is a GIF with words, I watch the mouth...
memewhore:
luisfliesnaked:
magnifico0o:
epic-humor:
I thought I was the only one that did this haha. Good to know I’m not alone on this.
im not alone!
It bugs the shit out of me when they don’t match up.
Fact: I don't like getting compared to anyone.
When tasting something sour →
wowfunniestposts:
Expectation: Reality:
This blog is so hilarious
*twilight breaking dawn part 2 trailer comes on*
mom: why does she have no emotion.. its her wedding day!
me: yeah i know omg mom change it its so bad!
mom: but i like looking at her and not liking her
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: me too.
