December 2011
Real men can't be stolen.
It wouldn’t matter how many girls he hangs out with, how many flirt with him or try to get his number. You would know that at the end of the day he would stay as loyal and dedicated to you as you are to him.
The 3 most common lies on the internet
lolsofunny:
1. I have read and agree to the terms of service
2. Status: Offline
3. Yes, I am over 18.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Watchohh-boyy:
maybe-i-need-you:
overreacti0n:
Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
I feel like the year 2011 has been both the best...
memysqui:
vegandindin:
Fucking agree.
When you see someone you know in public..
When you tell your crush that you like them:
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